As with most thing that happen in life, they affect Chuck Norris differently. Being bitten by a zombie is no exception to this well-known rule. Well, the zombie didn’t know it, but he does now. Chuck doesn’t become the walking undead in search of brains. No. The walking undead can now effectively kick-ass as Chuck Norris. Not a bad deal for the zombie.
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Everybody LOVES Chuck Norris!!!!!
No I don’t.
I don’t either.
Everyone does NOT love chuck norris, brian; he’s a born again religitard — oops i mean christian (or some sh*t). And this is just a rehash of ‘superman wears chuck norris pajamas to bed at night.’
FAIL.
You’re visibly upset.
You are somehow angry at religion not just at Chuck; you must be a evolutard or some ****.
Believing in evolution is also a belive, and a kind of religion; just as well believing in not a god/creator and being an ateist is a believe and a religion.
No…the zombie would just break his teeth on Chuck Norris’ skin. Then Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick it in the virus.
Just how did this legend get started?
Have you ever heard of search engines, such as google or yahoo ?
And wikipedia, is that something you know of ?
Then please use them, and I bet you find the answer !
3 words… Walker Texas Ranger
A good question, but not as good as why do people insist on continuing this tired tired joke which was only the tiniest bit amusing in the first place?
Oh dear god. hordes of zombie chuck norris’s would be the most epic and terrifiyng apocalypse ever!
No, He would turn into a zombie. Chuck Norris is nothing special.
Chuck Norris is a old ass man who could give a damn about how people stupidly idolize him.
Chuck Norris would be pawned by Tyrant for your information.
RE for life!!
people really need to get a sence of humor.
wrong
a zombie would never get within a mile of chuck norris
Sierra,
what you said basically reads that chuck norris does care, which i believe to be counter to the statement you planned to make.
Respect the n’t!
This would be problematic as this would then make almost every zombie chuck norris. Since one would become chuck norris, and since chuck norris is human more zombies would bite that zombie, this would create a world infested with Norris’s
but remember…
there can only be one…