Best Demotivational Posters: Hilarious Demotivators by Despair, Inc.

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Despair, Inc. tells us that “motivational products don’t work, but our Demotivators® products – Demotivational Posters – don’t work even better.”

This company, born out of the sense of ridiculousness anyone with half a brain feels when they see an actual motivational poster, has been around, incorporated, since 1998, and has a list of designs to delight and uninspire you. Here are 11 of my favorite demotivational posters, but you can see them all at Despair.com.

Teamwork Demotivational Poster

Teamwork

alternate saying 1:  “Teamwork is essential – it allows you to blame someone else.” – unknown

alternate saying 2:  “Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes a team to really mess things up.” – unknown

Ambition

Ambition

JM Barrie said that ambition was “the last infirmity of noble minds.”  What does it say that the picture that accompanies Despair, Inc.’s quote about ambition is a salmon swimming upstream only to be eaten by a bear.  Salmon have to breed in the same spot they were born, or something, so their journey is not as much about ambition as it is a biological necessity so do whatever you want to with that.

Worth

Worth

I guess in this economy, this is pretty much true.  Which leads to:

Bitterness

Bitterness

There is a well-known Chinese proverb that says “Sour, sweet, bitter, pungent – all must be tasted.”  That goes for the world, too.  So buck up, Camper.

Potential

Potential



Would you like fries with that?

Apathy

Apathy

This, maybe definitely, hangs in the customer service department of my utility company, my cable provider, and all power companies everywhere.

Consulting

Consulting

Whole companies have been built and thrived on less of a mission statement.

Meetings

Meetings

Preach.

Mistakes

Mistakes

Yes.  It could be.  But will the other even notice?

Burnout

Burnout

This is my favorite.

Blogging

Blogging

*Ahem*

All images in these demotivational posters belong to Despair Inc.

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