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Geek Furniture

Sometimes you just need to redecorate your home.  Instead of heading down to your local IKEA and picking up furniture being held together with toothpicks, check out some of this furniture and get your geek on.

Binary Doormat

Binary Mat

It either says "welcome" or "no solicitors"

We start at the front door and while I’m a bit rusty on my binary, I’m assuming that this says “Welcome” or something to that effect.

Blank CD Chair

Blank CD Chair

It's either going to massage your back or rip it to shreds. Good luck!

While I’m not going to comment on how comfortable I believe this chair to be, you have to at least admire the resourcefulness of it.  I’m sure I’m not the only one with spindle upon spindle of blank CD’s and DVD’s that I don’t use anymore thanks to the rise in USB flash drives.

Bracket Shelving

Bracket Shelving

Remember your rules for which item you have to count first.

Nice to see somebody incorporating brackets and parentheses into their wall shelving.  Not only does this let you separate items on the shelf, it lets everybody that looks at it know that you’re a geek.

Geek Clock

Geek Clock

The left hand is on the g, the right hand is on the square root of 4

Not everybody wears a watch or has their cell phone on them to know what time it is.  Hopefully even with this clock, they’ll be able to tell what time it is.  Some are obvious, others not so much.

Frozen in Carbonite Desk

Han in Carbonite Desk

Leia unfreezing him is not going to help your work-flow

Welcome to my office, where I can have a constant reminder of one of the great geek movies of all time.  Ok, so I don’t actually have this in my office, but how cool would it be (and what a great talking piece) to have this in you office?

iPhone Coffee Table

iPhone Coffee Table

Sorry, you can only use one coaster at a time.

I’ll be the first to say that I’m not a fan of the iPhone (Android all the way!), but I do like this coffee table.  To add to the geek cred, the app icons can be removed and used as coasters.

Keyboard Chair

Keyboard Chair

It'd be even better if you could hook them all up to your computer

Much like the CD chair, I can’t really speak to how comfortable this chaise is going to be, but don’t you kinda want to find out?

LED Coffee Table

LED Coffee Table

You absolutely do not want to spill your drink on this table

I like to think that this table would make finding your drink in a dark room really easy.  Being able to customize different colored LEDs for different people would make it really easy to make sure you know which drink is yours at all time.

Macromedia Coasters

Macromedia Coasters

Dibs on Dreamweaver!

I think the biggest problem with these is fighting for your favorite program, or at least making sure you don’t get stuck with one you hate.

NES Coffee Table

NES Coffee Table

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, START

This brings back so many great childhood memories.  I am endlessly impressed with the level of detail in this table.  I do wonder if you have to blow into anything you place in the drawers to make them work from time to time though.

Number Pad Chair

Number Pad Chair

There do appear to be some numbers missing though

This one looks to have enough padding to actually be comfortable.

Numeric Keypad Chairs

Numeric Keypad Chairs

The minus seat means you're getting fired

Two number pads in a row, I know, but this one is far more complete, and is great for that geeky office.

Pac-Man Coffee Table

Pac-Man Coffee Table

Giant Pac-Man doesn't care of the ghosts are blue

For anybody that ever threw a quarter in a machine we give you the Pac-Man coffee table.  This is a must have for any geeks gaming room.

Periodic Table Coffee Table

Periodic Table Coffee Table

You'll win at least one category of Jeopardy thanks to this table

Walking the line between geek and nerd, but a great tool for learning if it really comes down to it.  Use this enough and you should learn the periodic table just through repeated exposure.

PS3 Coffee Table

PS3 Coffee Table

Hate to point this out, but the controllers are backwards

Much like the Pac-Man coffee table, this is a great table to keep in your gaming room to let everybody know that you support Sony of Microsoft.

Social Media Pillows

Social Media Pillows

Wait, MySpace is still around?

More a decoration than an actual piece of furniture, but then you do need to accessorize rooms that you can’t have full on geek furniture in.  Show off all your social media and bookmarking preferences with these pillows.

Space Invaders Cutting Board

Space Invaders Cutting Board

No protection for him from your knife

Bring your geek into the kitchen.  Not only is it nice and functional, but it also increases your geek standing.  Also, the wife/girlfriend can’t complain too much if you’re in the kitchen doing the cooking.

Space Invaders Sofa

Space Invaders Sofa

I think the arms are plastic - perfect setting a drink on

If you can’t cook on him, sit on him.  Hopefully this is available in more colors – have to make sure it matches the rest of your house after all.

Super Mario Bros. Wall Shelves

Super Mario Bros Wall Shelves

There are no 1UPS in these boxes

How this isn’t standard issue in any child’s room is beyond me.  Hell, don’t get it for your kids, get it for yourself.  Relive your childhood.

Wii-Mote Cabinet

Wiimote Cabinet

Wii would like to use your storage

A great place to store all your gaming equipment.

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6 Comments

  1. the comments under each picture are hilarious.

  2. A collection of geek furniture that every geek can appreciate.

  3. mattangelo1985 says:

    Great collection of furniture….Sometimes you just need to redecorate your home. Instead of heading down to your local IKEA

  4. “The wife or girlfriend can’t mind”? What the hell? Only males can be geeks, and all females spend so much time in the kitchen as to find relief in their mate’s sharing of the duty? Are you KIDDING me?

  5. Er… Macromedia hasn't owned Flash since 2005. In fact, they don't even exist anymore. It's Adobe's product now. All of those are. :P

    I WANT THE KEYBOARD CHAIR.

  6. Home Decoration Items says:

    A collection of geek furniture that every geek can appreciate.