Food is good. It nourishes us, it tastes great (usually), and most importantly, you can play with it for entertainment value. This will not be about the first two things you can do with food. No, this is about playing with your food, or more to the point, some funny food creations that I came across in my endless journey to find weird and funny things on the internet.
Not gonna lie, I went back and forth on calling this one “Banana Love” or “Banana Split” – one seemed less profane than the other.
Bender makes everything better. Everything.
That’s a rough way to go
Broccoli is a whore. I know it, and now you know it too.
You’ll always get caught…even if you’re a fruit.
That’s a pumpkin that can’t hold his whiskey
On this episode of CSI: Egg Crate….
This is less pigs in a blanket and more pigs in a papoose
It’s a weiner dog, but a plantain
I just don’t get doing up a Poodle like that…even if it’s a veggie
A seed in the oven. Get it?
We’ve all done it at least once
Drowning in milk is a terrible way to go
Spongebob is no less annoying as a banana than as a sponge
The dread pirate S’More makes another victim walk the blank into the chocolaty depths
You cannot in fact grow a flower this way.
I’m hoping the next time I’m at the state fair, there are concession trailers with cool designed foods like these.