Egg On Your Face

Artwork, Humor

Eggs are delicious. You can fry them, hard boil them, scramble them, and bake them. They’re perfect for breakfast or on a burger with bacon and mayo. But in addition to all their delicious nutritional value, they also can be used to create some truly amusing pictures, like the ones featured below. This is what happens when somebody has far too much time on their hand, a dozen eggs, and a Sharpie.

Boiled Egg

He knows what’s coming and he’s none too happy about it. I imagine that’s what a lobster is like. (No hate mail please)

Brained Egg

Somebody cracked his head wide open.

Cooked Eggs

Some cooked eggs…or baked if you prefer.

Cracked Egg

His friend looks to be really broken up.

Dead Egg

I’m concerned about the two eggs on the right that don’t seem particularly worried about the one that’s dead. Callous.

Derp Eggs

Heh…derp derp!

Different Egg

Sometimes you just know you stick out like a sore thumb.

Egg Diarrhea

Warned him that drinking the water down Mexico way would give him diarrhea.

Egg Funeral

It was a simple service for their fallen friend.

Fallen Egg Friend



I really want to know what’s going on with the one on the far left? Did he kill the egg in the middle?

Funny Eggs

There’s a whole range of emotions going on with these eggs.

Hatted Egg

Well it’s official – all eggs should have hats.

Injured Eggs

I’m not a doctor or anything, but I don’t think a bandage of any kind is going to help that egg.

Pokemon Eggs

Pokemon eggs. Love it.

Screaming Eggs

There’s that moment when you realize what happened to your friend and you know that your fate will be the same and that there’s nothing you can do about it. These eggs are having that moment.

Sick Egg

That’s just twisted.

Sleeping Eggs

Don’t you hate when you’re the only one awake?

Suicide Egg

I’m not advocating suicide, but there is something to be said for going out on your own terms. This guy wouldn’t be anybody’s breakfast.

Sunny Eggs

Little baby sunny side up eggs. Too cute.

Unhatched Eggs

Oh the madness.

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