Blogger Rants – Enter Text Here

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8:43 – Leaving the McDonald’s drive through lane after ordering the Bacon Egg & Cheese Bagel with a Large Coke.. WTF?  No straw.  This is going to be one of those days.  Oh Crap. It is Friday the 13th…

9:23Entered office and pushed power button on computer

9:25 – Still waiting for computer to load all programs etc.

9:28 – Emails starting to filter through.  Updates happening on computer.  Have to restart computer.

9:40 – Computer finally ready for the day’s work.

10:02 -Successfully deleted 738 spam emails for male enhancement drugs.

male enhancement
10:03 –
Wonder if anyone actually buys these products from spam email links?  Consider writing blog post on adventures of purchasers of spam email links.  Realize that post would involve buying said products.  86 idea.

10:12 – Call from Wife

Wife: Hello Honey.
Eric: Hello.
Wife: What you doing?
Eric: Work.
Wife: Blah blah blah blah, blah, What do you want for Dinner? Blah Blah Blah, Blah, Big Brother, Blah Blah, Blah, Brendon won HOH, Blah Blah, Blah.

Eric: Cool.
Wife: Love you…Bye
Eric: Love You
Click. Hang Up

( I turn into the one word Mono-Slavic responder when I am brainstorming something to write for a blog post, one that will get you to LOL, ROFL, ROFLMAO,  Social Book Mark my post, Facebook Like My Post, Link Back to My Post, Digg My post, Subscribe to my RSS, Tweet my post, Hope my post shows up on Google…)




10:15Logs into DigitalBusStop.com, clicks add new post, stares at “Enter Text Here” in title line form.

10:20 – Opens new tag on browser.

10:21 – Checks Google Gmail.

10:25 – “Enter Text Here” still stares me down.. I frown.   I wipe the sweat off my brow.  Stupid sweat. Stupid brow.

10:26 – New Spam email arrives to divert my attention.  Pondering about actually clicking on a male enhancement link from a spam email.

10:35 Strange Beeping noises coming from somewhere in the office.  Disturbing.  Time to investigate. This Unidentified Beeping Noise ( to be known henceforth as UBN) is not the emergency broadcasting beep, not a ring tone, not a cell phone low battery warning, not a 9-volt battery smoke detector beep, not a computer error beep message.  The UBN appears to be coming from the conference room down the hall.  Yes, the UBN gets louder as I approach.  Suddenly as quickly as the UBN appeared, it has now disappeared.  Strange.  That’s a UBN for you.

10:45 –  “Enter Text Here” is still winning the contest to dominate a new blog post.

10:47–  Song in my head, makes me actually sing the chorus out loud. Oops, hope office mates didn’t hear that..I hear a loud chuckle from office adjacent to mine.  Damn.

10:51 -New spam email.   Hooray!!

10:54 -Time for a smoke break.

11:07 -Nothing like nicotine and caffeine to get the Blog Post Brain rolling…

11:47 -Published.  Time for Lunch!!

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